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Sunday, January 09, 2005

flight

As I was quietly reclining watching television
a flying thing hovered near the light then flew directly into my forehead.
It was a beetle.
Call me paranoid, but that seemed a bit
deliberate.



related?: Paper airplane flight simulator (via the ultimate insult)


Comments: flight

To be paranoid , is a curse.
Posted by at January 10, 2005 10:56 AM

What? What are you saying? Am I cursed? ;)

Actually it made me laugh, when I saw it was a beetle. It's difficult to feel threatened or even mildly offended by a beetle.
Posted by boynton at January 10, 2005 11:50 AM

A beetle? To beet or to boot?
Posted by at January 10, 2005 11:53 AM

I like the beatles to boot.
Posted by boynton at January 10, 2005 12:03 PM

High heels or blundstones?
Posted by at January 10, 2005 12:31 PM

ideally a winkle picker
Posted by boynton at January 10, 2005 12:41 PM

My skills at the paper airplane are as bad as in real life. My best shot after the usual back-over-the-head-flip was: Distance-77.4 Maximum Altitude-14.16 Time Aloft-8.05 and Revolutions 1.207
Posted by Norabomb at January 10, 2005 01:00 PM

well, you know, we all want to change the world...

(Revolutions 9)
Posted by boynton at January 10, 2005 01:56 PM

A handy tip if yer wanna turn a skull-draining memo into a soaring thing of beauty. Paperclips make great nose weights for an office paperplane with a wingspan that's turned out too lofty and with not enough pull forwards and down.

Remember, gravity is an energy - that you can sail.
Posted by Nabakov at January 10, 2005 10:43 PM

Clippers of the open plan and cubicle?

That tip is a thing of beauty. I will try it.
Posted by boynton at January 10, 2005 11:51 PM

Norabomb and Nabacube... ah..
Posted by David Tiley at January 14, 2005 01:59 AM

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