|Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with|
Miss boynton's Lurgy
|Symptoms:||tooth loss, talking like a pirate, gastrointestinal bleeding, facial paralysis|
|Cure:||pass it on to someone else within seven days|
via as above
Good lord- talking like a pirate?
Posted by Scott Wickstein at April 6, 2004 01:00 AM
My pirate name apparently...
"if ye'll give me some grog, I'll sing ye a song"
Posted by Captain Betsy Bonnet at April 6, 2004 01:08 AM
whatever I have it caused by excessive consumption of burgers AND too much sleep. As far as I'm concerned you can never have too much sleep.
Posted by Averil at April 6, 2004 05:31 AM
And watch you don't pass whatever you have onto Ross. His burger consumption levels are already high enough ;)
Posted by boynton at April 6, 2004 02:09 PM
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Nora bone's Syndrome.
Cause: poor dental hygiene
Symptoms: regurgitation, embarrassing noises, diarrhoea, dry eyes
Posted by Nora at April 6, 2004 02:54 PM
Dr U would seem to be on the money there, Nora.
Posted by boynton at April 6, 2004 03:01 PM