BOYN2N

Just ran a couple of posts through the The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator (via The Presurfer)

Sad houses
11 OMG TEH GARDEN IS A R R WIT AN OLD TIMBR GARAEG AND CLOTHES LIEN BUT TEH BLOK IS DEP ENOUGH 2 B COVAT3D11!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH H3RBACIOUS BORDAR N3XT 2 DA FLATS IS A KIND OF LAST STAND OF YAETS R3CREATION!!!1 NO ON3 GARDENS LIEK TAHT ANYMORE!!!!!!!! WTF MODEST EXPECTATIONS OF A CHRYSANTH3MUM CULTURE

Scale
FLO UPDAET FOR IT WAS DA SIEZ OF A PIEN CON3 TAHT BONE SHA CHOMPED IN ONE GO SO MAH FEARS WAR3NT OF TEH HYSTERIK 19TH CENTURY FR3TNG KIND ANTIERLY1111111 OMG LOL THOUGH SH3 MUST HAEV A 19TH C3NTURY CAST IRON S2MACH AS SH3 SHOWS NO APAERNT SIGN OF DISCOMFORT!1!1!!1 LOL WAR3 FARELY CONFIEDNT SH3L B FIEN SADE DA VAT NURSE

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Comments: BOYN2N

BOYN2N ITS AL MAKNG SO MUCH S3NSE 2 MA NOW
Posted by Nora at January 29, 2004 11:58 AM

I KNOW!11! OMG I JUST NED 2 GAT A MOBIEL PHON3 NOW 2 JOIN DA RANKS
Posted by boynton at January 29, 2004 12:53 PM

:0(

yours,
e. e. cummings.
Posted by Sedgwick at January 29, 2004 01:18 PM

G3T WIT DA STR3NGTH E 3

(I AGRE 2 MUCH UPER CAES IS GETNG 2 ME)
Posted by boynton at January 29, 2004 01:24 PM

(I DO NOT KNOW WUT IT IS ABOUT U TAHT CLOS3S
AND OPANSONLY SOMETHNG IN M3
DA VOIEC OF UR 3YES IS DEPAR THAN AL ROS3S)
NOBODYNOT EVEN DA RANEHAS SUCH SMAL HANDS
Posted by 3 E at January 29, 2004 01:29 PM

FINALY I CAN B R3VENG3D ON DOC2R HOK!1!! OMG LOL
Posted by GUMO TROTSKY at January 29, 2004 07:29 PM

G3T A GRIP BOYN2N!!!! OMG
Posted by Pithy at January 30, 2004 11:08 AM

IS TAHT DR OR CAPTANE HOK WHO INSPIERS RAV3NG3 GUMO
"OMG LOL HA BRANDISH3D DA HOK THREAETNNGLY1!11 OMG LOL IVE WATEED LONG 2 SHAEK HIS HAND WIT THIS111!!!!1 WTF LOL O IL T3AR HIM1!!!!!! OMG"


GET??!??! A HELMET PITH


Posted by boynton at January 30, 2004 03:15 PM

DR HOK1!!!1! WTF LOL I EXPECT 2 B REVENGED 3ARLY NEXT WEK1!!1!1! LOL MUAHAHAHAHA (F3NDEISH LAFT3R)!11!! OMG WTF
Posted by GUMO TROTSKY at January 30, 2004 05:54 PM

Far out, Miss B. Have you been drinking again?
Posted by Scott Wickstein at January 31, 2004 03:40 AM

ONLY V3RY MODARAETLY SCOT

AND1111 OMG WTF NO BUBLY
Posted by boynton at January 31, 2004 02:05 PM

I FEL SIK
Posted by DAVID TIELY at January 31, 2004 06:01 PM