Que es mas macho, pineapple o knife? Well, let`s see. My guess is that a pineapple is more macho than a knife. Si! Correcto! Pineapple es mas macho que knife
Laurie Anderson Smoke Rings
It is up to you and every other man, woman, and child to use whatever thought process, whatever logic, whatever heuristic you see fit to definitively choose the genders of the objects this world has produced.
(via the Presurfer)