How to Tear a Telephone Book in Halves
They never realise what you are doing, as the act is so natural
How to Resist the Pull of Four Men
It is always a good party stunt, and apart from being very impressive, adds greatly to the fun of the party, which increases with the futile efforts of your friends
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Posted by Kent at May 10, 2005 12:39 PM
"It is important to bear in mind that health and vigor manifests its improved existence without the need for a tape measure"
Posted by boynton at May 10, 2005 06:26 PM
" How to Resist the Pull of Four Men "
I suppose if you are the most popular girl at a party (as I am sure you often are) and 4 men are trying to pull you it could be useful.
Posted by Francis Xavier Holden at May 11, 2005 10:49 AM
ah merci, FX.
(I think I was fishing for that one)
But sadly, I think I enjoy a certain popularity only among the telephone books. Well, they know my number anyway.
Posted by boynton at May 11, 2005 11:02 AM
Well I can imagine you are going to be the life of the next party, Boynton.
Posted by millipede at May 12, 2005 01:39 PM
hmm who knows maybe I'll break some telephone books' halves.
Posted by boynton at May 12, 2005 04:25 PM