Monday, June 07, 2004


we were sitting around recently with fortune cookies and this was the message I received

when do we sail?

fortune cookie generator at the Sign Generator page
via the Presurfer

Comments: fortune

where did i hear this joke...? fortune cookie messages always end up becoming much more interesting if you add the words "in bed" to the end of the message...
Posted by ali at June 7, 2004 04:25 PM

ah yes...

"It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime in bed."

"Don't give a man a fish, but teach him how to fish in bed."

"In dreams and in life nothing is impossible in bed."
Posted by boynton at June 7, 2004 06:08 PM

"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory! bed"

There's always a smartarse bed.
Posted by Nabakov at June 8, 2004 12:08 AM

in deed
Posted by boynton at June 8, 2004 04:22 PM

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