Q: Is it time to stop playing pub trivia when the answer is Labrador and I say Alsatian?
(OTOH - was it the time, two years ago, when I didn't know the middle name of J.B.Priestley)
Friday, August 24, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
needed
[citation needed] Stickervia As Above
Cut this sticker into three strips, and start flagging inadequately-sourced objects in the world around you
(High on my list of top ten phrases of our times)
Monday, August 13, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
dental tv
More dental as
Remember: the television is there for you.
said my dentist, as I stared up at Foxtel on the ceiling.
Is this OK?
It was Chefs in a kitchen so I said yep casually before my mouth went numb,
Because talking Chefs in a kitchen seemed innocuous enough, despite the dollop of reality-tv competition, British not Iron.
But then suddenly it was all about meat.
And not in a discreet ingredients way, but MEAT, the full-on butchery thing with slabs and lumps and rumps and sides of MEAT in Catering quantities.
And close ups of chefs carving into carcasses was not the most relaxing thing.
I squirmed. The dentist looked up and went into emergency mode -
Turn it off, turn it off! he said to the assistants,
who had to leave the proceedings to fetch the remote.
What do you want? History?
I think I nodded.
Because it was all Pocahontas from there.
Remember: the television is there for you.
said my dentist, as I stared up at Foxtel on the ceiling.
Is this OK?
It was Chefs in a kitchen so I said yep casually before my mouth went numb,
Because talking Chefs in a kitchen seemed innocuous enough, despite the dollop of reality-tv competition, British not Iron.
But then suddenly it was all about meat.
And not in a discreet ingredients way, but MEAT, the full-on butchery thing with slabs and lumps and rumps and sides of MEAT in Catering quantities.
And close ups of chefs carving into carcasses was not the most relaxing thing.
I squirmed. The dentist looked up and went into emergency mode -
Turn it off, turn it off! he said to the assistants,
who had to leave the proceedings to fetch the remote.
What do you want? History?
I think I nodded.
Because it was all Pocahontas from there.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
qotd
Property expert on Channel 7 news:
"If you're not on the merry-go-round, you're going to miss the boat"
Monday, July 30, 2007
key words
As noted in a recent comment to Juke, I'd be lost without my recent referrers.
I like the weird accents of googlish, and the odd compounds of nouns laced with the urgency or the concentrate of searches.
It's the only Word/Quote/Thought of the Day feed I'd bother reading.
So I was intrigued to see Tolstoy Volkswagen last week.
Was it a What car would he drive variation?
Sometimes though, googling the searches has its rewards, and I found a few good blogs by this auto keyword combination:
The kombies at Woy-Woy Walkies introduced me to spike and This isn't Sydney
Also to his wonderful flickr sets, including:
1950’s Woy Woy
Gone: Demolished buildings in Woy Woy & the Greater Gosford Area AKA Brisbane Water.
And another find was War And Peace - the comic version - within this uni resource guide. (Scroll down to 1865-1869)
I like the weird accents of googlish, and the odd compounds of nouns laced with the urgency or the concentrate of searches.
It's the only Word/Quote/Thought of the Day feed I'd bother reading.
So I was intrigued to see Tolstoy Volkswagen last week.
Was it a What car would he drive variation?
Sometimes though, googling the searches has its rewards, and I found a few good blogs by this auto keyword combination:
The kombies at Woy-Woy Walkies introduced me to spike and This isn't Sydney
Also to his wonderful flickr sets, including:
1950’s Woy Woy
Gone: Demolished buildings in Woy Woy & the Greater Gosford Area AKA Brisbane Water.
And another find was War And Peace - the comic version - within this uni resource guide. (Scroll down to 1865-1869)
Thursday, July 26, 2007
wonderin
Do you blog? Do you Twitter, Pownce or Jaiku? Do you read feeds? 12 ways to use facebook(No, I don't twitter or even flickr, and I haven't registered yet. But I'm beginning to idly wonder...)
Is Facebook killing blogs?
Or has SNS ennui kicked in already?

source
Update Tim Dunlop via LP
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
8 randomly
boynton at the coldest day since lastThe eight random things about myself meme defeated me. I could not find the correct line between chocolate and confessional.
notes When really you get
to encounter another* sortie into the nice
line, check wiki
past this one. You hear the most
tumblers are taken about
dog but I watched
local where this point
So I used Rob's Amazing Poem Generator to extract 8 random boyntonesque lines for me.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Thursday, July 12, 2007
happy side

I had more luck at my local op-shop, where this record cover jumped off the shelf for fifty cents.
It would be too easy to run a caption contest on this one.
("You Can't Be True, Dear.") reportedly sold something like 3.5 million copies, but the funny thing is that the hit version was actual a dub of vocals by singer Jerry Wayne over a copy of the tune recorded by Griffin as an instrumental number for skating rinks.
Space Age Pop
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
some notes
When you go to the Standard in Summer, on a beautiful balmy evening, you sit inside.
When you go in Winter, you sit outside, because it's the coldest day since last August, and your breath flags speech like a cartoon bubble.
When getting your hair cut, do not take a book like Marley and Me to read. You will have to keep putting the book in your bag, explaining to the stylists and the wall of mirrors why you're crying in 10 words or less, when really you need a couple of inches.
You get told - You'll love $$$$$$ - by many people, fellow thrifters, for months. So you finally go there at the height of school holidays and it's not only thrift Kmart but Kmart on speed. Walking from the car, you hear the sound of crashing glass from the delivery van. Probably a crate of crockery and probably not given a second thought given the volume of cast-off glassware served up for recycling at the Recycling Factory. Inside, more glass gets broken as tumblers are taken off packed trolleys and squeezed next to flutes and vases. Kids run manic around the racks and racks of slacks and dacks and frocks and coats with cigarette burns on the pocket. It is so loud and vast you have to head to the parkas to take stock amid the excess and cacophony, and then flee into the carpark, free.
When you go in Winter, you sit outside, because it's the coldest day since last August, and your breath flags speech like a cartoon bubble.
When getting your hair cut, do not take a book like Marley and Me to read. You will have to keep putting the book in your bag, explaining to the stylists and the wall of mirrors why you're crying in 10 words or less, when really you need a couple of inches.
You get told - You'll love $$$$$$ - by many people, fellow thrifters, for months. So you finally go there at the height of school holidays and it's not only thrift Kmart but Kmart on speed. Walking from the car, you hear the sound of crashing glass from the delivery van. Probably a crate of crockery and probably not given a second thought given the volume of cast-off glassware served up for recycling at the Recycling Factory. Inside, more glass gets broken as tumblers are taken off packed trolleys and squeezed next to flutes and vases. Kids run manic around the racks and racks of slacks and dacks and frocks and coats with cigarette burns on the pocket. It is so loud and vast you have to head to the parkas to take stock amid the excess and cacophony, and then flee into the carpark, free.
Friday, July 06, 2007
misc links
* Everything is interestinga summary of I like's interesting2007 talk, (and blogging philosophy)
* Everyone has a place
* Do something YOU like
* Find your own voice
* Make something that you're happy with
* Share it
Fiction Writing 2.0: Six New Ways To Write The Next Great Novel
collaborative writing machines via Reeling And Writhing
This Is Your Life (and How You Tell It) via As Above
"...these narratives guide behavior in every moment, and frame not only how we see the past but how we see ourselves in the future.”
songbird via dirty beloved
Songbird is a desktop Media Player built on the same platform as Firefox...Songbird is a Web Player that surfs the Media Web, a growing network of media blogs, music stores, subscription services and social networks.
Aunts and Butlers
An interactive novella for the Electric computer
P.G.Wodehouse text adventure via things
Make your own Simpsons avatar via Twists and Turns
Monday, July 02, 2007
(passé)
What to buy. On The NoseArt Wars. theage(melbourne)magazine July 07 p54
"Gumtree paintings" by artists such as Hans Heysen and Ernest Buckmaster - nobody wants them. They are too reminiscent of what this generation's parents and grandparents had hanging on their walls and they don't particularly suit contemporary architecture.
(melbourne) bares no real resemblance to the city which bears the same name, and treats the city's inhabitants with contempt... According to (melbourne), we are an innately conservative city aspiring to drive 4WD BMWs, live in 'designer' city apartments, etc... and we love to read about estate agents (!) and the next generation of power-brokers (!). Huh?
one plus one Nov 2004

how to paint [picture]
Friday, June 29, 2007
ybtc 2
Actually, last Friday could have been called Black Cockatoo Friday, as I was lucky enough to encounter another* flock's sortie into suburbia. I watched (in pedestrian awe) a dozen or so glide around the creek, making crows look like sparrows in their wake.
Googling led to this illustrated post.
-which is from the wonderful Ben Cruachan Blog about the flora and fauna of Gippsland, Australia
I loved the recent post: In Praise of Trees
but the most recent posts liveblog the floods.
Googling led to this illustrated post.
-which is from the wonderful Ben Cruachan Blog about the flora and fauna of Gippsland, Australia
I loved the recent post: In Praise of Trees
but the most recent posts liveblog the floods.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
greatest hits
The blog form is now ten years old. How better to celebrate that anniversary than with a "Greatest Blog Hits" issue? *
Quarrtsiluni Greatest Blog Hits
via Dick Jones
(whose That Long Grey Corridor is part of the collection.)
Quarrtsiluni Greatest Blog Hits
via Dick Jones
(whose That Long Grey Corridor is part of the collection.)
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