Ben Cousins is downstairs!!!!...
My hairdresser is (like totally) indifferent, and the woman retreats.
A pause before I ask:
Did she just say 'Ben Cousins is downstairs'?
- Yeah so what who cares he's a bogan.
- a line which inspires a Google poem
Compiled 11/19/2007 5:31:41 AM GMT
WITH the late-night behaviour
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Cousins drove through an underground
will arrive at AFL House in suit and
jetted into LA, where he was met by
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as What do you get when you cross
DRUG SCANDAL - In other news: grass
has bumped Britney Spears and Lindsay
team down at the cat bowl from a play
BEN Cousins will need AFL approval
was allegedly admitted to hospital
been forced to defend his wayward
is (your northern Have you heard
he was met by two attractive blonde
Cousins got picked up drunk outside
the football future of former West
grass is green, sky is blue – Post